Stinky Is On The Run.....LOL

BREAKING NEWS -
 A global manhunt has been ongoing since Monday for the blogger known only as "Stinky", who has been charged with Cyber-ButtHurt in the case of Internetz vs. Stinky.

Internetz, whose real identity remains unknown, claims that Stinky wrote for months about them on their blog which in turn caused them to end up with a serious case of, ButtHurt. 

Authorities have posted a $25,000 reward for Stinky's capture and have put their picture on billboards nationwide. The FBI posted an Internetz notice describing Stinky and asked that anyone with information about them call the Internetz police.

Court documents filed last week by the FBI state that Stinky told members of their blog they would flee to Mexico if it appeared they would be found guilty of  butthurt. Stinky's mom also told authorities she believed Stinky would head to Mexico if they were in trouble.

"We strongly suspect, but have not confirmed, that Stinky may be in Mexico," FBI spokesman Harry Balzac said in Washington. "We have a strong working relationship with law enforcement partners in Mexico and we're working with them to locate and apprehend Stinky."

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