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Stinky On The Run With Software Guru McAfee? Say It Ain't So.....LOL


GUATEMALA CITY - 
U.S. anti-virus software guru John McAfee, who is on the run from police like his friend Stinky, have crossed into Guatemala and said on Tuesday he will seek political asylum there for himself and his friend Stinky.

McAfee smuggled himself and his friend, Stinky, across the porous land border Belize shares with Guatemala. He and Stinky stayed at a hotel in a national park before heading for Guatemala City on Tuesday evening.

"I have no plans much for the future now. The reason I chose Guatemala is two-fold," Stinky told Reuters by telephone from Guatemala's Supreme Court, flanked by his lawyer, former attorney general and lawyer Anita Dick.

 "(Dick) is now attempting to get political asylum for McAfee and for Stinky. I don't think there will be much of a problem. From here I can speak freely and safely," Stinky said.

We'll keep you updated as details emerge on Stinky's next move. 


Stinky Evades Capture South Of The Border.....LOL


On Tuesday evening, fugitive from justice Stinky was spotted in the small Mexican town of Gran Morelos. Mexican police along with agents from the FBI and the U.S. Marshals fired several shots as Stinky bolted from the goat farm where he/she had been hiding out but the elusive Stinky eluded capture once again Mexican media said. Stinky may have had help from a local drug cartel, Mileno TV network and local daily El Diario reported.

 One man who happened to be at the goat farm at the time of the raid but didn't want to be named had this to say about Stinky:

"At first there was a lot of sadness because we didn't want to see Stinky go to jail. Stinky is a good person with a big heart who wants to do good things for the internetz. And now there is fear. People are afraid for Stinky."

This is still a developing story but we'll keep you posted as the information slowly trickles in.  


Stinky Is On The Run.....LOL

BREAKING NEWS -
 A global manhunt has been ongoing since Monday for the blogger known only as "Stinky", who has been charged with Cyber-ButtHurt in the case of Internetz vs. Stinky.

Internetz, whose real identity remains unknown, claims that Stinky wrote for months about them on their blog which in turn caused them to end up with a serious case of, ButtHurt. 

Authorities have posted a $25,000 reward for Stinky's capture and have put their picture on billboards nationwide. The FBI posted an Internetz notice describing Stinky and asked that anyone with information about them call the Internetz police.

Court documents filed last week by the FBI state that Stinky told members of their blog they would flee to Mexico if it appeared they would be found guilty of  butthurt. Stinky's mom also told authorities she believed Stinky would head to Mexico if they were in trouble.

"We strongly suspect, but have not confirmed, that Stinky may be in Mexico," FBI spokesman Harry Balzac said in Washington. "We have a strong working relationship with law enforcement partners in Mexico and we're working with them to locate and apprehend Stinky."